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Flicka 5 år shoppar med sin mamma:

 

Mamman: - Ok, du får välja: Antingen Hello-Kitty-tofflor eller Hello-Kitty-solhatten.

N. 5 år: - Jag måste faktiskt få båda, för jag fick inte Hello-Kitty-väskan.

 

 

Insänt av Daniel Erkstam

 

 

 

SJ - läs och lär!

When you begin to take life too seriously, remember this ...

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to
her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.  She heard
the train stop and her son say, "All of you Sons of Bitches who want off; get
the hell off now 'cause this is the last stop.  And, all of you sons of
bitches who are getting on; get your asses in the train 'cause we're 
leaving."

The mother went in and told the son, "We don't use that kind of language in
this house! Now I want you to go to your room for two hours.  When you come
out you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.

Two hour later, her son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his
train.  Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All
passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of
your belongings with you.  We thank you for riding with us today and hope
your trip was a pleasant one.  We hope you will ride with us again soon.
For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage
under your seat.  Remember there is no smoking except in the club car.  We
hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

"For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay; please see
the bitch in the kitchen."

Inskickad av Fredrik Henning
 

barnesitat

Jeg har twitret det før og et er på norsk, men kanskje det duger:

Da mener 4-åringen min at hun har løst dinosaurmysteriet: "Tyrannosaurus Rexene døde fordi de ikke tygget maten sin ordentlig, helt sant"

4åringen vår synes vi burde få skilt på dodøren med teksten "Det er Ikke lov å putte beina i do"

Dyveke


 

Gårdagens barncitat

Mamma, varför har du skinnbitar på baksidan av mattorna?
För att det är äkta mattor.
Va, finns det oäkta mattor?
 

Terrorbalans

Jag nös och min 5-åring sa "Prosit!"
"Tack", sa jag. "Nu ska du borsta dina tänder. Det är sängdags."
"Vill inte!", skrek grabben.
"Det är dagisdag imorgon, du måste", sa jag.
"Om du ska vara så dum så... så... så tar jag tillbaka min prosit!"

P.O. Arnäs

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